Captain's Log

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Up in the morning and off to Wall Street to do some wheeling and dealing. Surprised myself at making it there like a mindless comutting drone, ok so it's just one change but I thought it was pretty cool. I also felt pretty stylish fleecing about New York with a camera and tripod, looking a like a pro guerilla filmmaker. Observations down there? Fucking stinks.... like REALLY bad. Also Marcos pointed out that depite the millions of dollars that probably pass through peoples hands PER DAY down there, they all trundle down in the pale blue shirts and grey trousers to eat at 3 dollar burger vans. Awesome. We actually filmed one of those interviews that you see on adverts that are so painfully scripted its scary, people are SO uncomfortable on camera. I shouldn't slag though the guy was awesome.
Naturally since Marcos and me worked for 45 minutes we celebrated this fact by spending 4 hours in the pub purving on the NICEST bottom a waitress has EVER had. After a couple of beers ( CIDER Joi - I know ) the ideas for films etc began to flow and in the absence of any paper, like ALL good bar room ideas, we wrote them on napkins. See pic:



Marcos later decided that what he fears most about getting older is missing out becoming a space pirate, because as he put it "We were born just early". So we figured we'd keep an eye on the technology and when they can freeze people, get in on that so we can be unfrozen when space pirating is rife.

Cat Update: Fuck knows - was out all day. Beau def. makes a supremo mess when he eats tho. The prat.

Game status: Tomorrow I'm going to start Marathon 2 again. So there. <3

Films watched: Let the side down today, didn't have time! This is unacceptable.

RIGHT NOW: Typing this and watching South Park. It's funny. That is all.

Righto, Another day, another dollar..... wasted on pointless crap. An EIGHT DOLLAR games magazine. It's printed in the UK so you not only pay for importing BUT its a month out of date and old news.....but I like the writing and its unbiased "don't listen to us - if you want the game buy the fucker" principle. Also its British and that makes it awesome. Soooooo.... 6AM start for screenwriting which was going well until about 9 when Mad Max 3 came on. I fucking love Spike TV. Then we had to go down to some court house place to talk to some guy about some eviction warning. Or something. I don't know. Turns out Joi has to go to court which kind of sucks. I think I'll keep this from the folks until its sorted lest they crap their bags. Also, quite expectedly, the place was full of nutters, some dude with a robocop leg who wouldnt leave the guy WE were supposed to be talking to alone and KEPT leaving the room talking, only to come back STILL talking the entire time. He was funny as fuck. Then some weirdo guy with badges ( pins? ) all over his hat who would REALLY LOUDLY give a voice over to EVERYTHING he did. "OK SO I'LL GO TO LINE SIX EH? SOUNDS LIKE SEX.... HAHA LINE SEX. ILL GO TO LINE SEX THEN HUH? HAHAHA" I don't know who was funnier. Then we left, security being SLIGHTLY less tight on the way out - just the one cavity search. On the way back we nipped into Commerce Bank which we always have a laugh in, don't know why. Made a crap joke about the dog biscuits they keep on the counter, which the prety girl with a lisp serving us said one guy actually ate one in front of her and loved it. Apparently she had to go out the back and piss herself laughing.

Cat update. Not many lol's again today. Played with the small one a lot this morning, he gets wild pissed off if he can't catch string. The wanker. Also Mr. Beau is such a pansy......although I'm working him out - he runs away THREE times, then comes up to you thinking you get the joke. Well I dont - so I ignore him till he goes back to his corner under the couch. We have to have two wee bowls with food and water for him because the big cat keeps going for him. Probably to eat him. Here's pics:





Game Status:
Same as yesterday, just no time at the minute. Also REALLY want to play Marathon again...... this is bad because I'll post quotes and images all over the show :(

Films watched:
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome - man, I love this film. The thunderdome fight scene is one of the greatest excuses for a LOGICAL fight scene in any movie that isn't about the fighting, i.e. Jet Li et al. Throw in the "man from the sky" prophecy and a sort of Lord of the Flies thing and you take a francise into a perfectly reasonable direction without sacrificing the rules set up already. Love it.

RIGHT NOW:
Typing this and watching Mrs. Doubtfire. Another top quality film, that takes one rediculous situation and deals with it relatively realisticly. "Run by fruiting" still makes me LOL. Oh and I'm eating Gummi Bears. Man I love green ones. And I'm out of Pepsi and I'm on the water.

Fucking HTML, fuck off. September the 18th didn't do much today, finally washed up sort of and the horrible smell eminating from the sink has gone which is a relief. Unfortunately that know means that the combined smell of my shoes and cat bottoms is now in charge. I'm thinking about just buying a moon suit to wear about the apartment and this fill fix the problem. Went to school and got a camera and sound kit. Supposed to be doing some interview things but I might just make an action movie involving a catnip drug deal gone WRONG. Or not.

Cat update.
No one did anything funny, although the small one is really getting to be a bit of a porker. Joi's thinks it's because he had his nadgers chopped off, I think he's just a salad dodging pie eater.
Here is a couple of pictures of his balls:



Game status:
Playing Paper Mario and The Thing, although neither got played today do to excessive laziness.

Films watched:
Bugsy Malone - awesome movie that ( thankfully ) can never be remade due to the all-child cast. It would be just to damn sexy for most of the world these days. The dirty fuckers.

Sweet Home Alabama - never before have I NOT CARED about couple of protagonists in a movie more. It's amazing.

RIGHT NOW:
Typing this and watching Reese Wetherspoon's rubbing her manly chin and cry in Sweet Home Alabama.


*EDIT* I DON'T KNOW WTF I'M DOING ON THIS. IT'S AMAZING.


*EDIT2* Despite extreme whining joi has OPENED MY MINT POP TARTS. What the hell is this? I tried to stop her but she threw that "Rent not being paid" thing at me again. Bitch.